first of all im happily taken, so plz dont ask, lol, and since im not good with these things but good with making people laugh, here is something i found awhile ago u might get a kick out of. Girls Reaction to Sizes ---11 inches = HOLY hell ur gonna do what with that!!!! ...... 10 inches = OMG!! ......... 9 inches = Pain ...... 8 inches = MMMMMM YAAAAAAAAA ....... 7 inches = Heaven ...... 6 inches = Perfect ..... 5 inches = OK .... 4 inches = Push it in More ..... 3 inches = Is It In? ..... 2 inches = **** it use your tounge .... 1 inch = OMG give up ur not gonna do **** 4 me ..... 0 inches = what the **** are u a girl ......