Hello.I am a hopeless romantic who believes that romance is dead. Falling for me is easy. Sex is simple, it’s the love after that stings. I travel around a lot, but I was born and raised in Los Angeles and I will always be a Cali Girl at heart. I was born late and I’ve been late since. I’m a procrastinator beyond belief and, more times than not, will forget to call you back. I live for the moment—which tends to get me in trouble. The only thing I can make in the kitchen in a mess...and several small fires. I am very passionate about writing, although I don’t do it enough. When you first meet me, you will find that I am pretty quiet…but once you get to know me you will realize that I am actually really loud. I tend to have a lot of profound or dirty thoughts running thru my head. I’d like to think I am good with advice, but if I can’t think of anything nice to say, it will probably be a sarcastic comment. I think I have to disagree with the notion that we learn something new everyday. I've had several days in a row where I hadn't learned anything and even forgotten some things. I come from a large Italian family, so if you can speak the language, you will win my heart. I’m the person who will burst out laughing in dead silence about something that happened yesterday. Sometimes I daydream about living the in 1920’s and Carey Grant being my lover. I enjoy watching people trip. Being cold sucks, but I do it often. I cuss like a female sailor. Tattoos are sexy and I am in love with them. I love all of my friends and they are hold a dear place in my heart. I believe this is truer than anything: Faut souffrir pour être belle (Is necessary to suffer to be beautiful). I have learned that if you give up smoking, drinking, and sex, you won’t live longer…it just seems like it. If you ask me what my favorite feature is, I will say my eyes. But I really mean my boobs. I usually have no idea what is going on, but I’m still excited. And to quote the amazing Miss Marilyn Monroe... "Beneath the make-up and behind the smile, I’m just a girl who wishes for the world."