About me, huh? Well, my name is Jennifer and I'm the mother of two wonderful boys, Ethan (5-years-old) and Elijah (10 days old). I'm happily married to Ryan, a soldier in the Army. I enjoy leftover Chinese takeout and funny movies. I don't like waking up too early and I really despise any kind of bug, from spider to butterfly. I am originally from Central Florida but we are currently stationed in Podunk Town, Louisiana, AKA BFE AKA The Middle of Freakin' Nowhere.