I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace
was to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and before leaving the house
this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys,
a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box
of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.