My friends say that I need to get out more, but my mom likes me home with her in the evenings because she worries about me a lot. The good news is that I got my first cell phone this past weekend and now I can check in with her every 15 minutes to calm her fears. And don't worry about us being able to "have fun" when we get back to my place. Although my mommy and I share a bedroom (separate beds of course, silly goose), she goes to bed without her hearing aids and is a pretty sound sleeper as long as we tiptoe, keep the lights really dim and keep our "movements" to a minimum. I'm proud to say that she's only awakened once and that was really a fluke. My doll, Honey, was accidentally punctured (can't tell you how on this site, but use your imagination). Believe it or not, the hissing sound didn't wake her, but my date was kinda mad at me and slammed the door really, really loudly. But don't worry 'cause that won't happen again, as I always learn from my mistakes. My new doll, Honey 2, sleeps on the couch in the living room with my dad and he hasn't punctured anything in years!

A little about me:

Well, for fun I like to play on my game boy. I get so into it that I sometimes forget about all the other people in the room! That only happens on rare occasions, because most of the time I'm alone. I attend a bunch of baseball card & stamp collection conventions too. Did you know that some of these hotels have the best trail mix ever - and it's free! I would really like to find a hot chick who's into collecting things too, so we will have something in common. Who wants to play with themselves all the time?

In all seriousness, you'll find me to be a really fun guy. I hope you don't mind that I choose to stay indoors a lot (especially on sunny days). It’s mostly ‘cause my mommy worries that I might get too much sun and it just feels yucky when she lathers me up with oil ALL OVER. She keeps referring to this article that said you can sunburn right through your swimsuit! I can't tell you how many times I've told her that I've never been sunburned THERE, but she just takes the credit and says its 'cause she always gives those hidden areas extra attention. Aren't mommies the best!

Truthfully staying home has its benefits. It gives me the opportunity to keep up with all the new comic books, I can have plenty of time to tidy up my room and I always like to check to make sure that my Star Wars costumes are clean - you can never be too prepared, don't you think? Speaking of Star Trek, I recently found this way cool plaque that I installed above my bedroom door - "where no woman has come before" - it just has such a special meaning to me. :-)