fulfilling my needs ya know on call email spontaneous willin to experience horizons accepting the challenges that life throws at me. fun some might say outside the box non chalant im a duck lifes bullshit is just water ok so i escaped from a ultra high security mental hospital in search of greener grass hahahaha and kinder ppl who r not wannabes phlebotomists gangstas and douchbags need not even talk to me for ur below the foot of my toilet to those of you who r interested should forward resume complete meds list if u know what i mean about a backup roll then begone or if u r a cousin of big foot and need a shave ur back dismissed i stick to my own species except when rompin wit my dogs on a str8 tore back drinkin binge oh yeah please send help im trapped and i cant find my way out of the bag will eat what other animals wont and if down there imlike a dog on a salt lick unable to stop i refuse to floss while performing the only sport im good at coed wrestling u must bring own cleansin products mine r presently engaged in other full contact activities under scrutiny of microscope lens 4 future references on performance in order to perform flawlessly i accept trav.checks only no c.o.d.s. will exchange strange for any cash in other words foreign money taken. must posess athletic abilities and gag reflex technique must be over the top without any complication in a simple saying do you know anythng about birds? is this a swallow? must be experienced with the subjugation purple headed yogurt slingers waste not want not i spit you catch like baseball this is just me bein me serious people will find themselves impregnated with unknown future doomed to learn that raising others is a drag where am i? send photo and interests u enjoy. maybe we can hangout ya know with willy if u cant tell the left nut from da rght then swing on vine some more no hands pants down humor me peace take a chance this could be it . at least thas what santa said to the slightly neurotic bipolar schizophrenic aggressive tendencied jackalope yeah the old fogies r playin naked twister with bald chickens lifeless cocks and its all for moldy donuts "DOPE!" peace im out robinhood