I hate mornings. Nothing yet important has happened before noon. Unfortunately, I have a love affair with all things beautiful. I used to model but I love to eat...a lot. I don’t know why I’m writing these things.Women never listen. I get bored easily. The worst day of surfing still beats the best day of school. Ugly teeth are just that,ugly. Everyone is a narcissist. I like the word infatuation. It doesn't do you any good to be dependant on someone. I like intelligent women who want to be in the fashion industry and like to move it move it on weekends. The world is not yours for the sole fact that it is mine. Mars or even better yet, Uranus can be all yours. You definitely can't have mine. I double-dip, sometimes. Sue me. Life isn't fair. Who told you it was? I’m a Leo:for all that's worth. Looks aren't everything; I use to think that was all bollocks. Barbie is a slut. I hate crusts! Don’t fall in love or trip over it or do anything with it, bad bad bad for your health. The problem with a lot of people today is that they are too worried about the day they get rich. Calculus is still the worst thing ever invented. God forbid your life will depend on your ability to find the slope of a curved line. The best things in life are still immoral, illegal, or fattening. Go figure.