The day i was born, The universe became a better place. I live as a shinning example of greatness that other mortals will never achieve, but at least i give them something to strive for, to lift them out of the slovenly muck they call a day-to-day existence. Denny CraneAs the worlds greatest lawyer , I have never lost a case. My record is 6,043 and 0, if you're keeping score, though a few judgments have slipped threw the crack due to the incompetence of my colleagues. They are fallible; i am not.I am a paragon of pleasure for the opposite sex, and feel it is my responsibility and satisfy as many women on this earth as possible- for there own sake. Denny CraneI am without failings-due to mad cow i suffer occasional lapses in recall. But like every prosecutor i have ever faced, it is only a matter of time until i whip this tragic condition into shape and emerge triumphant.I am a staunch Conservative and proudly embrace my Second Amendment right to carry one or more guns. These come in handy should i need to shoot a perpetrator in the kneecaps in self-defense, as i have done. Guns don't kill people, bullets do.If you are a defendant desiring a settlement of at least one million dollars, or a woman requiring a night of ecstasy that will leave her euphoric and slightly sore, please drop me a line. Denny Crane