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2008 Tax Code
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
Unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
Pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has
Two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed
According to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION...
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