*Disclaimer....yes, drinking heavily with the girls was involved in the creation of the following compilation, originally called, "I'll Give You Two Dozen Reasons Why Beer is Better Than a Man"; however, sobriety, discretion & a genuine interest in being politically correct has resulted in a condensed list applicable to all relationships.......enjoy .......(PROPS TO 4th & GRACE GIRLS)
20 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN A RELATIONSHIP:
A frigid beer is a good beer.....
You can always tell if you're the first to have a beer.....
Beers tell you what size they are right on the packaging........
After you've had a beer, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks......
When you go to the bar, you know that you can always pick up a beer.....
Beer stains wash out......
You can finish a beer in a matter of seconds & have it still be satisfying......
You can share a beer with your friends without feeling awkward........
You can enjoy beer now matter what time of the month......
You don't have to take your clothes off to enjoy a beer....
You may have several beers in public........
You often know the quality of a beer before you have it.......
You may drive with a beer between your legs......
You can have 12 beers in a night and still walk the next day......
You can pass out on a beer and it will still be there in the morning.......
You can have several beers in a night and not feel guilty.......
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth a nickel..........
You can make the same beer last as long as you want it to.......
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out........
peace, love & hops, b
