"odi et amo quare id faciam fortasse requiris / nescio sed fieri sentio et excrucior" ("I hate and I love. Why do I do this, you perhaps ask. / I do not know, but I feel it happening and am tormented."). I dont really believe that I can say much of anything at all here that will give you true insight into who I am or who I aspire to be, but I dont really care, because if you're my friend on here you probably already know me to the extent that I want you to. Im an extrovert who spends a lot of his time living the life of an introvert. I don't like the majority of the people that I meet, but Im terrified of being alone above all else. I have the ability to judge someone's intentions and character the first time I meet them in an ESP sort of way. I want my life to be exciting and different. I dont really care about affecting the world or the environment unless I feel that it will give me some sort of benefit. I dont try to act like something Im not, and I dont go about spouting a philosiphy unless I really plan on carrying through with it. I think most people are so trapped in their own little reality box that they cant get out to see things as they really are, and so even the smartest of us sometimes blind oursleves into following a path that is illogical, myself included. My future plans include finishing college, going to a law school in Texas... hopefully SMU, starting a career that allows me a comfortable lifestyle, living in DFW, or somewhere else that I enjoy just as much, and growing old making an honest living with a lot of vacation time. In the next year, I hope to make new friends, get good grades, find happiness, and go on more adventures. "Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of your house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch."- Dirk Calloway