What you need to know about me is that you don't know shit!! I am the smarty-pants know-it-all that everybody knows. People say that I am like a human encylopedia rambling off sports statistics, music and movie knowlege like it is my job. I am a twenty-something bartender in North Scottsdale, if you don't know me - you don't know where to party. I drink to much, I smoke to much and I definately make fun of other way to much.I enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach, good poetry and who the fuck are you people kiddin? Give me a loud, smokey, crowded bar and I am happier than a virgin in a whore house with a fist full of hundreds. I quote movies and television shows at the drop of a hat, i dabble in stand-up comedy. I play nine musical instruments and i started going to college 7 years ago on a sports scholarship. I am the last reniassance man.If you don't like this move on and leave me the fuck alone.