44 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 104372·
Joined on July 25, 2006
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Born on May 10th
17
I'm a simple guy who lives for the sound that is made when the union of urine and toilet water is made. My advice in life is this: never wear white dress shoes in case you dribble a little urine on them after you shake. also, don't shake it like a maniac; I have to clean off the walls where you splatter. and no, urinal cakes are not edible.
44 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Invited by: 104372·
Joined on July 25, 2006
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Born on May 10th
Interests
Bodily functions really fascinate me. I love it when somebody takes a dump on the floor, or leaves a floater in the water for me to enjoy. I have a game I play: Name that feces, where I try to pick out what the guy ate over the last eight hours. Of course I can't be sure until I get the poop home with me and actually break it apart and study it further.
Music
Hey Little SuzieBy Billy Gilman
Idols
Jarod kintz
E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com