okay,i understand and i get how rock beats scissors.but theres no way paper can beat rock.paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? then why the hell cant paper do that to scissors? in fact, screw scissors! why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? ill tell you why! its because paper cant beat anyone! A rock would tear that shit in about 2 seconds. When i play rock, paper, scissors i always choose rock. Then when someone claims they beat me with their paper I punch them in the face and say something like...oh shit, im sorry, i though paper would protect you. ok ok ,but seriously I have been in really crummy relationships all my life I do get easily attached to people usually men,but I've been known to date both sexes ...I just want a stable relaionship that'll last for a really long time I just dont want to be left alone in the dark again..