Hey toots I miss you already. We had to much fun. Anyways can't wait till ya come back down we will have to do it all over again....LOL.Love you Jessamaca
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTTWHILE YELLING"WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLYBELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESSHOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAY'S BECAUSE"OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUSTLEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHENFLOOR (or the mop?)11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'REHAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
A Hug Certificate for You!If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for youAnd share with you its beautyOn the days you're feeling blue.If I could build a mountainYou could call your very own;A place to find serenity,A place to be alone.If I could take your troublesI would toss them in the sea,But all these things I'm findingAre impossible for me.I cannot build a mountainOr catch a rainbow fair,But let me be what I know best,A friend who's always there.This is a Hug Certificate!Send One to All Your Friends You Think Deserve AHug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person WhoSent It to You).You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off!If you don't receive this back .. Nobody likes you, and they wish you'dstop bugging them.If you receive this back 1 time ... Open up! Find more friends, enemies, orenemies pretending to be friends .If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start . Unlessyou sent it to yourself. that's cheating!*If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friendIf you receive this back 4 times ..... You are popularIf you receive this back 5 times or more. There are Angels watching overyouIf you get this back many more times than that, for cryin' out loud, getoff the computer and get a life!
