THE MOM CALLES THE DAD A BASTURED AND THE DAD CALLES THE MOM A BITCH SO JOHNNY ASKED HIS MOM WHAT BITCH AND BASTURED MENT.
HIS MOM SAYS THE A BITCH IS A LADY AND A BASTURED IS A GENTLEMAN.
A LITTLE LATER JOHNNY HAD WENT OUT TO PLAY AND HE HEARD THE NEIGHBORS SCREAMING PUT YOUR PENIS IN MY VAGINA, SO LITTLE JOHNNY RUNS INSIDE AND ASKED HIM MOM WHAT A PENIS AND A VAGINA WAS AND SHE TOLD HIM THAT A PENIS WAS A KIND OF HAT AND A VAGINA WAS A KIND OF COAT.
JOHNNY WENT UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS DAD SHAVING AND HE CUT HIS FACE AND HE HOLLERS OH SHIT, WELL JOHNNY ASK HIS DAD WHAT SHIT MEANT, HE TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS A KIND OF SHAVEING CREAM.
WELL JOHNNY WENT BACK TO THE KITCHEN WHERE HIM MOM WAS CUTTING THE TURKY AND SHE HALLER FUCK, WELL OF COURSE JOHNNY IS GOING TO ASK WHAT THAT MENT AND HIS MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS A WAY TO CUT THE TURKY.
A LITTLE LATER THE DINNER GUESTS SHOW UP AND JOHNNY LET THEM IN.
JOHNNY SAID WELCOME BITHCHES AND BASTARDES. CAN I TAKE YOUR PENIS' AND VAGINAS DADS UPSTAIRES WIPING THE SHIT OFF HIS FACE AND MOMS IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING THE TURKY.
