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Thought this was funny. Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around >the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum >speed on the long corridors. > Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other >residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. > One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky >Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a >firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in >her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he >said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. > As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold >popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of >insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held >it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared >the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, >and holding > his "You-Know- What" in his hand. > "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Stupid Breathalyzer Test >again.!!!" > ( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY!)

HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASTRO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. PARENTS ROOM F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? A. SPRINT/CINGULAR B. VERIZON C. T-MOB./NEXTEL D. ALTEL E. CRICKET F. SUNCOM G. BOOST MOB H. US CELLULAR 11.PICK AN ANIMAL- A. LION B. LIZARD C. SNAKE D. MONKEY 12.PICK A TOPPING- A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP B. HONEY C. WHIP CREAM D. NUTS 13.WHICH WAY? A. UP B. DOWN C. SIDEWAYS D.ALL OF THE ABOVE ***ANSWERS**** 1. A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS 2. A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS 3. A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS 4. A. STRAWBERRIES- (5) POINTS B. CHERRIES-------- (4) POINTS C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS 5. A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS 6. A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS 7. -HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS -NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS 8. LEO---------- (5) POINTS VIRGO------- (5) POINTS SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS GEMINI------ (4) POINTS ARIES-------- (3) POINTS CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS CANCER------ (4) POINTS PISCES------- (5) POINTS AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS TAURUS------ (5) POINTS SAGITARIUS- (4) POINTS 9. A. ASRTO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING-- (4) POINTS C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS D. AIRPLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS E. PARENTS ROOM------------------------ (5) POINTS F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS 10. A. SPRINT/CINGULAR- (5) POINTS B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS C. T-MOB./NEXTEL----- (3) POINTS D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS H. US CELLULAR-------(5) POINTS 11. A. LION------ (5) POINTS B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS 12. A. CHOCLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS 13. A. UP---------------------- (2) POINTS B. DOWN----------------- (3) POINTS C. SIDEWAYS----------- (4) POINTS D.ALL OF THE ABOVE-(5)POINTS NOW ADD THE POINTS UP!!!! RATINGS: 25-34= PRIESTS SON or DAUGHTER. YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE. 35-49= PRETTY DAMN FREAKY, BUT THERE'S STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME. 50+ = TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!*** LET YOUR SCORE BE KNOWN!!! NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT OF! REPOST AS: TEST: HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? - I GOT A...

I wake up every morning in your sweet embrace. Your arms gently pull me into your curves. Cherishing the comfort and security that I feel in this moment, I sigh. Love...I can feel it from your every breath. Losing myself in your sent I turn to face you, my love, my darling. I can't breath...god I can't breath! I'm screaming, calling out to you. I wake up. Tears escape, leaving nothing but cold moist trails of a dream across my face. Where can I run? Where can I hide from these demons you've left inside me. How do I even begin to piece the puzzle back together again?

We met by a beautiful Oak tree with bright green leaves and thick strong roots. Here we sat day and night until summers hot touch turned into falls chilled caress. The leaves above us started to change. Our love twisted and began to fade. As the leaves fell from the tree, I convinced you there was no other way…you had to stay. Soon the tree was bare, your love was gone. You were not the strong stable root I thought you’d be. You were the leaf that would only be there for a season, I was the strong stable root that would be there forever. As I said these things your hate seeped deep into the ground, suffocating the roots. Killing it…killing me.