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Sorry to have to be such an ass about it, but having people fly by my profile, steal/rip my art & not even so much as say what's up has gotten REALLY old. U want to borrow something? I'll probably let ya. Just ASK!

- Turtle

I am a very unique person. I remind most of people they have met in the past but at the same time am unlike anyone you have ever met, or will meet again. I am a very intelligent person, without being a brainiac. I have been told I have a tongue like a shovel, when I'm in trouble I start talking and rather than bail myself out, I dig myself deeper. I tend to speak when being quiet would serve me better and vice versa.

I am both an introvert and an extrovert. I am composed and chaotic. Sane and Crazy. Active and lazy. I am The Gemini, a walking contradiction. I'm late for everything and usually get lost on the way there. But there is always a reason behind it and I usually end up learning something on the way.

My past is very important to me, I tend to dwell on things but not get stuck on them. I look back to analyze and evaluate, to learn from my mistakes and the mistakes of others. I find life to be one great joke and have come to the realization that in life, you either learn to laugh or you start screaming & don't stop; thus I have an odd sense of humor and often find things funny that others do not.

I am a very understanding person, tend to be a tad cynical and even at times jaded. I consider myself a "realist". I see the world for what it is, and not what I wish it was.

One of my friends recently told me that I am "the straightest gay man [she] has ever met". Interestingly enough, it's not the first time I've heard that, and probably won't be the last.

To sum it up, I am an oddball, when the Gods made me, the mold didn't break, it freaking exploded.

You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.

You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.

Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius

[Marital Status] Widowed

[Shoe size] 12.5 Wide

[Parents still together] Yup, 30 years & counting

[Siblings] Immediate: 3 bros, 1 sis, Adoptive...more sisters than I can count

[Pets] Rat, Anakah

FAVORITES

[Color] Black

[Number] 6

[Animal] Bangle Tiger

[Drinks] Rum & Coke

[Soda] Mt. Dew

[Book] Too many to list

DO YOU

[Color your hair?] Yup

[Have tattoos?] Yup

[Have Piercings?] Yup

[Cheat on tests/homework?] Once or twice

[Drink/Smoke?] Both

[Like roller coasters?] YES!!! omg it's been toooo long

[Wish you could live somewhere else?] ...which is why I'm moving

[Want more piercings?] Yup

[Like cleaning?] Hellz no...but I don't like a dirty house either

[Write in cursive or print?] cursive

[Own a web cam?] Yup

[Know how to drive?] Yup, like a bat outta hell

[Own a cell phone?] Yup, several

[Ever get off the damn computer?] When necessary

HAVE U EVER

[Been in a fist fight?] Yup

[Considered a life of crime?] Yup

[Lied to someone?] Yup, but I try not to

[Been in love?] Yes

[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yup, my fag hag, Jeannette

[Been in lust?] Yup

[Used someone] Yup

[Been used?] Yup

[Been cheated on?] Yup, bastard

[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yes....it was fun

[Stolen anything?] Years ago

[Held a gun] Yup, I'm a deadly shot

CURRENTS

[Current clothing] Black Dress Shirt, Black Slacks, Black Bikini Briefs, Black Socks, Black Shoes - are we seeing a theme?

[Current mood] Peaceful

[Current taste] Yuck...I need some gum

[What you currently smell like] Like I've been working all day (true story)

[Current hair] Shaggy, need a haircut

[Current thing I ought to be doing] Dishes

[Current cd in stereo] Great Malinko

[Last book you read] Every Which Way but Dead, by Kim Harrison

[Last movie you saw] erm....does porn count?

[Last thing you ate] McDonalds

[Last person you talked to on the phone] My big sis Lisa

[Do drugs?] 420 Baby

[Believe there is life on other planets?] It's a mathimatical certainty

[Remember your first love?] Yes...asshole

[Still love him/her?] You never really fall outta love....but no

[Read the newspaper?] Nope

[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Me, Myself, I...and a few others

[Believe in miracles?] Yup

[Do well in school?] 4.01 GPA

[Wear hats] Yup

[Hate yourself?] Nope. I love myself. Why wouldn't I? I'm fucking AWESOME!

[Have an obsession?] Yes...cock...I just can't seem to get enough

[Collect anything?] People

[Have a best friend?] A couple

[Close friends?] Yup

[Like your handwriting?] Nope, I'm a techie, you can't read it

[Care about looks] Yes, but only cuz when I look good, I know I look good

LOVE LIFE

[First crush] Holly Bunch

[First kiss] Holly Bunch

[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yup

[Do you believe in "the one?"] ....umm...it's pretty to think so

[Are you a tease?] Every chance I get

[Too shy to make the first move?] Sometimes

ARE U A

[Daydreamer] Day? Eww

[Bitch/Asshole] Both

[sarcastic] Duh?

[Angel] Yup

[Devil] Indeed

[Shy] Sometimes

[Talkative] When stoned

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